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The coziest video you'll see today
Lavender shows me her eggs. She herself was an egg last year.
We all know he’s calling himself those names.
Turned 40 yesterday. No one showed up to my party.
Asking people how much they paid for their first house.
This weirdo Christian really thought she ate here attacking Dem Candidate Kat Abughazaleh
Pope Leo XIV in 1982
Senate suddenly passes the Epstein bill just hours after it cleared the House
I CHALLENGE someone to find a better TV first kiss than this one
Denture guy here, got my permanents! So much better than temporary ones!
AITA. I (32 f) complimented a female nurse during OBGYN appt for having nice arm muscles and she snapped at me.
Nearly 21,000 Charlotte-Mecklenburg students absent from school on Monday, officials say
Professor warms his new class that no one, not even himself, understands his subject matter
These 3 lion brothers act like they don't have enough space to lie down 😂❤️
Real footage of the most dangerous object humans have ever created
EXCLUSIVE: Karoline Leavitt facing 'immense mental strain' as she makes 'crying' admission
[update] AIO for thinking my bf is just looking for an excuse to break up? [I did it for him]
Reporter: Mr. President, why wait for congress to release the Epstein files? Why not just do it now? .Trump: It's not the question that I mind. It's your attitude… I think the license should be taken away from ABC. We have a great commissioner, a chairman (Brendar Carr) who should look at that.
Women of reddit: Whats the girl code you won't break ever?
these goobers
Which cat do you have ?
Congressman Troy E. Nehls (R, Texas) has a very quick change of "heart"
police chief talking to bonivo
Snake outside my front door had a penny
The sun sets at 1:36 pm today in Utqiagvik, Alaska and doesn't rise again until next year on Jan. 22